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As I watch the second season of Masters of Sex, I really, really, really want more of the plot line where Virginia is selling diet pills--mainly because they have to cast chubby actresses to be her prospective clients. I so would have worked that casting couch if given the chance.
Probably because I got My Golden Summer 12 out yesterday (and *maybe* because someone sent me a picture of a thick Clemson cheerleader from their recent game against Oklahoma) I had a dream where one of my commissioned stories became a movie. Not a motion picture, theater-released movie, but just an Internet movie. I was naturally commissioned to turn said story into a screenplay as an adaptation. I actually do not remember dreaming about the movie, just knowing that it was generally awesome.

For some reason the dream felt like it had a basis in reality so when I woke up I actually checked to see if such a thing had happened. Alas, I could find no record of it.

Therefore, I can only assume that this was a prophetic dream and one of you is about to commission just such a thing. You can do so any time now.

(However, obviously we can change this and you can be a big movie studio executive who says, "We need to change perceptions of women in media. Id--we're going to make this into a big motion picture, theater-released movie and change the way films are made. Let's do a big contract deal where you get a percentage of the action and a nice upfront guarantee. Also, we're going to need you to come in to review all the plus sized models who will probably be auditioning to be the heroine(s).")
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My Golden Summer 12
Give a man seven months and he might actually make some time for writing. Go figure, am I right? I've known where I was going for a long time with this installment. It was just a matter of making the time to get there. I did struggle with getting the right amount of description in, so I hope that you don't find it lacking.

While I don't make any promises, I also know the high points of the next installment. I've even got some parts of it written already. We'll see if that makes it easier to get part 13 out.
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My Golden Summer 11
For the record, my creative juices really get going when I get bored. So if you want to see more work from me, you should probably take away TV and Netflix. Also, based on my research (sadly not field research) there are a surprising number of positions for car sex. Also, you should probably only have sex in a car if both you and the other party REALLY want to, or if there is literally no other place to do it.
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Probably because I got My Golden Summer 12 out yesterday (and *maybe* because someone sent me a picture of a thick Clemson cheerleader from their recent game against Oklahoma) I had a dream where one of my commissioned stories became a movie. Not a motion picture, theater-released movie, but just an Internet movie. I was naturally commissioned to turn said story into a screenplay as an adaptation. I actually do not remember dreaming about the movie, just knowing that it was generally awesome.

For some reason the dream felt like it had a basis in reality so when I woke up I actually checked to see if such a thing had happened. Alas, I could find no record of it.

Therefore, I can only assume that this was a prophetic dream and one of you is about to commission just such a thing. You can do so any time now.

(However, obviously we can change this and you can be a big movie studio executive who says, "We need to change perceptions of women in media. Id--we're going to make this into a big motion picture, theater-released movie and change the way films are made. Let's do a big contract deal where you get a percentage of the action and a nice upfront guarantee. Also, we're going to need you to come in to review all the plus sized models who will probably be auditioning to be the heroine(s).")
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BIasty Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Love your stories man, your characters are exceptionally fleshed out and well-rounded. Your stories always have a thick, juicy middle sandwiched between the beginning and end that makes them a huge joy to read. The writing and language is robust and really expands on the baseline around here, where it so often feels like a bare-bones story with no real meat to it.
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The-Id Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for taking the time to let me know that you enjoy them! It seems like my forte is to have very well-developed characters, even though that's not the kind of story that I go to when I'm looking to read something. By the way, I love your double entendres in your comment! :D
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youber900010 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Jenna Coleman 8??
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The-Id Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Not planning on it, but I can see how it would be relevant given her newfound fame.
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buttlover7 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015
Please do Jenna Coleman 8!!
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The-Id Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry to break it to you, but I won't be revisiting this project again.
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EnergyToBeauty Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
Thank you for considering my stuff worth to be included into your favorites!
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The-Id Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, you're welcome. :)
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EnergyToBeauty Featured By Owner May 22, 2014
;-)
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Forcedlactationlover Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Daisy and I thank you for the Fave. It's always a pleasure to be recognized by one of the writers I admire here.  Thanks for everything! 
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