So Jennifer Lawrence has been all over lately thanks to the Hunger Games (including a very, very weird interview with Jon Stewart where she was either super tired or was just typical very J-Law and decided she wasn't going to put up with what she viewed as Stewart's shit). This has reignited one of my great wishes in life: that Jennifer Lawrence had never gone into acting.
Don't get me wrong, she's a joy to watch on the screen. However, I really wish that she had never become famous. I'm convinced that Jennifer Lawrence would be 100% awesome regardless of whether she was famous or not. Her interviews are proof of this. Seriously, go read some. I'll wait. If that doesn't convince you, go find some Jennifer Lawrence GIFs. See what I mean?
Well, I have this perfectly reasonable fantasy that not-famous Jennifer Lawrence would have grown up as an average personality of awesome personality. Naturally, she would then move to my urban area and we would fortuitously meet and I would recognize her awesomeness, she would recognize mine, and from there it would be happily ever after.
However, it's not just her awesomeness that would have attracted me. It's that Jennifer Lawrence would be super hot. And not movie star hot. I'm talking average girl hot. Why do I think this? Because of these two J-Law quotes:
"Food is my favorite part of the day."
"I can name a lot of things that taste better than skinny feels."
That is my kind of woman. I'm pretty sure that if Jennifer Lawrence did not have to be in movies, she'd probably have a good 15 to 25 extra pounds on her and because she's so awesome, she would absolutely rock every single one of them.
Sadly, life went a different direction and it's not to be. Now if only there was a giant neon sign over some girl out there that said, "I'M AN ORDINARY JENNIFER LAWRENCE." Then we might have something to talk about...